THE MEANING OF LIFE
for potentially depressed individuals (PDIs)
Chicken Drumsticks ARE soul food. Do not consider healthy alternatives. Anything with a fat content of <5% is the work of Satan. Let no one convince you otherwise.
If you are not doing well in your exams, consider the following:
- Jumping down a 5-storey HDB flat. If you live, God LOVES you.
- Becoming a teenage rebel and running away from home. Wander around as a homeless freak while trying to contemplate the meaning of life.
- Blame OTHER people. You should not admire people with high grades, you should ostracize them.
OR
consider studying (if all else fails)
SZ~Po(kwong)
and a sidenote from Matilda...
Rejected Children's Book Title:
POP! goes the hamster and other fun microwave games.
Lol... I love my classmates.
"You'll Never Walk Alone"
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Name : Ng Shuo Jie a.k.a Chicken
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Name : Ong Han Yang a.k.a Archangel
Class : 2S03F RJC
CCA : Raffles Chorale
D.O.B : 21/02/88
Favourites:
-Sport : Football (Liverpool FC)
-Music : Rock/Hip-Hop (Linkin Park, Coldplay)
-Food : Depends on my mood
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Name : Jonathan Teo a.k.a
Class : 2SO3H
D.O.B : 28/05/88
Favourites:
-Kingdom hearts
-Gundam
-Food
-J1s (:p)
